1
Advertise departures |
2
Organise a queue |
3
Provide refreshment |
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Erect lots of signs so the
unwashed masses can locate the buses before lunchtime. |
Form them into an orderly
queue, or at least get them to sit together on the ground. |
Provide legal
refreshment. However don't make it more nourishing than
expected. |
4
Identify correct buses |
5
Load quickly |
6
Depart into the hoards |
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Provide the world's most
patient inspector with a big megaphone and hope for the best. |
Place rucksacks, tents and
other stuff in the boot and put the owner on the same vehicle. |
Leave punctually with the
slumbering punters and join an enormous traffic jam. |
Reading
Festival |
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All photos
taken on August Bank Holiday Monday 2003 at Rivermead Leisure Centre,
Reading. Click to enlarge |